Subtitle: An Edit Because Daphne Kan is in a muchhhhh better mood than yesterday. :D And she needs to type a giant wall of text in retaliation to Daphne Wang's post.
Hey, at least I don't fail at grammar and typing... as much as Daphne Wang anyway. xP And I use internet smilies and HTML SHORTCUTS YO. Which makes me super special awesome. :D
So this will be a repost/edit of yesterday's fail blog because I actually don't know what I typed. Incoherency when suffering from secondhand smoke, jetlag, and moodswings = fail blog. But honestly, the experience was great and China is proving to be very awesome. I don't use exclamation marks, btw, so much of what I say isn't going to be as... spastic as Daphne Wang's post. .... yeah, I just call it Abuse of the Exclamation Mark. Poor thing. D: And it's impossible to abuse Monotone. Daphne Wang does not deserve to have her name spelled correctly. D8< I wonder if the HTML code on this blog can control size.... hmmmm.... because if it could, then I would post a giant, 40 pt font, SPARKLE TEXT announcing to the world that CHINA IS AWESOME. I may not abuse exclamation points, but I do abuse capslock and font size. :DDDD
EDIT: HAHAHAHAHA. I DISCOVERED MORE HTML SHORTCUTS. BE AFRAID. And this very definitely makes me more awesome than Daphne Wang. Just saying. :D SPARKLE TEXT HERE WE GO.
CHINA IS AWESOME~~~
So. Yesterday started with an early breakfast at 7:45. We were the first ones there, heck yes~ But we also slept the latest at 10:30 the night before. So with 7.5 hours, we ate breakfast and headed out on the bus at 8:30 to go to the Temple of Heaven. But first, we would receive a tai chi lesson from a master (to wake up, I bet :D ). I think we handled it rather well, (... Daphne Wang is having a fit in the chair next to me... I don't know why... Okay I do, but she doesn't need to do a cheap imitation of seaweed while she's at it... ) especially considering the fact that it was very cold and windy.
After the lesson, we entered the Temple of Heaven. It was very different, but very awe-inspiring. (Ya see my awesome prose? Yep, definitely beats Daphne Wang's post :D ) We found some guards there who were probably guarding the Temple area and they let us take a picture with them. In China, they say "qie zi" in replacement of "cheese." Weirdly enough, "qie zi" basically means "eggplant" in Chinese. Yep, so when we're posing for photos, we're saying "eggplant"... weird. But hilarious. :D One of the guards started shouting random fruits and vegetables in the back. It was great, especially when he said "banana" in English.
Later on, we all checked out the Echo Wall, which is this circular wall surrounding a section of the Temple of Heaven. If one person stands facing the wall at one end and calls out, another person standing facing the opposite wall will be able to hear the other person's voice all the way from across the court. (Us Daphne squared were the first to discover that it worked~~ ) Another interesting spectacle were the Triple Stones, I think they were called. In the Echo Wall courtplace, there were three slabs of marble on the path leading to the central building. If someone stood on the first stone and made a sound, they would hear one echo. If they stood on the second stone and made a sound, they would hear two echoes. And if they stood on the third stone and made a sound, yep, you guessed it, they would hear three echoes. Unfortunately, there were too many people inside at the same time, so it didn't work, but it was very cool.
After the Temple of Heaven, we went to.... uh.... hold on. :/ I think I forgot... wait up a sec...
OH YEAH. We went to the zoo to visit the giant pandas. And we weren't disappointed. I think JOONAAAAATHOOOOON learned a new meaning to the word "cooing" that day. We spent a while stuck to the windows, cooing at the pandas. :3 The panda hats were a hit. Personally, I think we should all get panda hats and form a PANDA ARMY when we march out of LAX on the 31st. Parents: Look for the pandas. :D
After the zoo, we went to a tea house. I think this was the best part of the day, but I might be biased because tea is my weakness I liked the tea ceremony and sampling. At the tea house, we learned many different types of tea and learned how best to brew certain types of the tea for optimal flavor. Afterwards, we got to look around the shop there and purchase tea. I spent a lot of money there.... for a good cause! Tea is good!
After the tea ceremony, we went to the Peking Opera. We saw a portion of the full show and it was very different and entertaining. After we got used to the sheer strangeness of the show, I think it was very enjoyable. It was especially nice that there were translations on the wall beside the the stage to translate what the characters were singing or saying. The bright costumes and martial arts choreography were amazing.
And then we all went back to the hotel and crashed. :D It was a fun day.
AWESOME POST ENDS HERE. Because I need to go before Daphne Wang abandons me in the computer room and refuses to let me back into the hotel room we share. D: